A Conversation between the Kondabolu Brothers

On the F train returning to Queens from a party in Manhattan.

Hari is eating a bag of Skittles.

Hari: A pack of Skittles provides you with 50% of the recommended amount of Vitamin C you need in a day. Man, that's crazy!

Ashok: What?

Hari: It's so easy to get Vitamin C now! I mean, who actually gets scurvy anymore?

Ashok: Probably a neglected child.

Hari: Oh shit, you're right. That's really sad. I should've thought of that. I can't make a joke about this. Hmm, maybe I should put this conversation in my blog.

Ashok: Whatever, man.